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The Alien Savior Cometh

The Alien Savior Cometh

…except it’s probably not alien and it ain’t come to save you. The sudden uptick in exomemes after the post-2012 lull is like opening the sock drawer and finding that old sock you hadn’t seen for years sitting in full view just a few days after throwing away its twin because it had been unmatched … Continue reading

Useless Eaters on an Overcrowded Planet

Useless Eaters on an Overcrowded Planet

… Who? Where? The issue here is the utter & absolute failure of the self-proclaimed elites (including the breakaway civilization, if you dig that kinda jive) to provide “leadership”, unless by leadership you mean “stealing, lying, killing and lizard worship”. Their desire to “thin out the herd” by 95% is not the unfolding of an … Continue reading

U Kraineing Me?

U Kraineing Me?

Let the drums roll and the sabres rattle for another kabuki act of international conflict by the criminals that be! Where is the finesse and narrative control of yore? Can these bumbling fools really be as inept as they seem, or is it some ploy to make us feel smart? When do the cutouts get … Continue reading

Wanted Fled or In Dive

Wanted Fled or In Dive

Time to Put a Price on Their Heads. For entertainment purposes only… 3 to 1 baby! Not a day goes by without the huddled masses getting ripped off by a new cock-up by the corrupt S’painful gummints (yes, there is more than one) without anyone or anything being able to stop the criminals running the … Continue reading

Black Memecraft Alert – “Sovereign Citizens”

Black Memecraft Alert – “Sovereign Citizens”

So this term surfaced like swamp gas from the murky depths of the national security cesspit, and somewhere in the background a memecraft detector started blinking. It took a while to realize why; only after reading the FBI’s description of “sovereign citizens” did the craft become apparent, and, as agreed, it is presented here disarmed … Continue reading

Do the Booby Smack You Catchalicks

Do the Booby Smack You Catchalicks

There was a time in Spain that a cardinal of the holey roamin’ catchalick church could go about his business without bare-breasted furies yelling in his face and throwing faux-bloodstained panties at his purpurate person, unless previously requested. Such times are no longer. Yesterday cardinal Tony Rouco, the top rancid cheese of the Spanish church, … Continue reading

How To Be a Terrorist and Not Even Know It

How To Be a Terrorist and Not Even Know It

If you were surprised by the recent news that the FBI has surrepticiously changed it’s primary mission from “law enforcement” to “national security”, chances are you believe the official 9-11 fantasy about boxcutter-armed terrorists hijacking planes and getting NORAD to stand down while the Pentagon was being attacked. Oh, and demolishing a third WTC tower … Continue reading

2014: Year of the Hungry Beast

2014: Year of the Hungry Beast

Well, we’re a couple of days into 2014, and boy it feels good to have left 2013 behind. What a drag of an annum last year was, so much noise and so little substance. Here in Spain the cryptofascist PeePee gummint has set the country back twenty years in the past year, implementing the God’s … Continue reading