Author Archives: 99percentspace
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Princess Slips Noos, Mo’Nark Dances in the DooDoo
Leave a commentMay 9, 2013 by 99percentspace
Pardon me. Just got off the big white telephone to Bob after reading the news that Cristina, the mo’nark’s younger, …
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Top 10 Signs You May Be a Patsy
13April 23, 2013 by 99percentspace
If the thought of standing accused of a crime you didn’t commit makes you wake up in a cold sweat, …
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Fall of the House of Sneaky
Leave a commentApril 21, 2013 by 99percentspace
The sneak apocalypse is like this: no matter how sneaky one thinks one is, Mr Apocalypse is sneakier and then …
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How Low Can (the Bourbon) Go?
Leave a commentApril 10, 2013 by 99percentspace
As mentioned in the previous post, the mo’nark of His-pain has been having what pedants call an annus horribilis, which …
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Noos Strangles Bourbon Turkeynecks
Leave a commentApril 6, 2013 by 99percentspace
Well golly! Spanish republicans haven’t had this much fun since Fonzie the Thirteenth, grandpappy of current kingospain, was sent packing …
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Escrache ‘Em Where It Hurts
3March 24, 2013 by 99percentspace
I love the smell of burning hypocrite in the morning… smells like sneaky apocalypse now. Yes, the karma repo guy …
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Fall of the Spanish State (II): Abdication Looms
1March 23, 2013 by 99percentspace
Breaking news on the marker regarding falling symbols of state in Spain! A mysterious HTML tag from Spanish public TV …
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Do The Cyprus Shake Down, Frankie
Leave a commentMarch 20, 2013 by 99percentspace
I was having a hard time describing my “sneak apocalypse” until the Harlem Shake (HS) killer meme surfaced. Now I …
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Harlem Shake: LOL Revolution Goes Viral
Leave a commentMarch 9, 2013 by 99percentspace
Twas not so long ago this blog warned that if the revolution didn’t make us laugh out loud, then the …
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Horse Beef, Shawarma Swine and All That Big Food
Leave a commentFebruary 26, 2013 by 99percentspace
First it was Mad Cow disease… remember that? Caused by a rogue protein called a prion that tunnels through the …
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Karma Marker: Abdication of the Reptiles
Leave a commentFebruary 12, 2013 by 99percentspace
When karma wants to mark a milestone, it uses synchronicity to connect events by their symbolic meaning so we may …
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Sneak Apocalypse Round II: Karmic Bombing Sleeple Shitrain
Leave a commentFebruary 6, 2013 by 99percentspace
For the observer of karmic symmetry in the collective reality, the new year begins with a whole lot of shakin’ …
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