Tagged with catch-a-licks

The Alien Savior Cometh

The Alien Savior Cometh

…except it’s probably not alien and it ain’t come to save you. The sudden uptick in exomemes after the post-2012 lull is like opening the sock drawer and finding that old sock you hadn’t seen for years sitting in full view just a few days after throwing away its twin because it had been unmatched … Continue reading

Do the Booby Smack You Catchalicks

Do the Booby Smack You Catchalicks

There was a time in Spain that a cardinal of the holey roamin’ catchalick church could go about his business without bare-breasted furies yelling in his face and throwing faux-bloodstained panties at his purpurate person, unless previously requested. Such times are no longer. Yesterday cardinal Tony Rouco, the top rancid cheese of the Spanish church, … Continue reading

Do The Cyprus Shake Down, Frankie

Do The Cyprus Shake Down, Frankie

I was having a hard time describing my “sneak apocalypse” until the Harlem Shake (HS) killer meme surfaced. Now I can see it clearly… the sneak apocalypse starts off with a semblance of normality in which only one person is acting weird, and suddenly jumps to full-out bizarro in a single beat. The sneak apocalypse … Continue reading

Karma Marker: Abdication of the Reptiles

Karma Marker: Abdication of the Reptiles

When karma wants to mark a milestone, it uses synchronicity to connect events by their symbolic meaning so we may note their significance in the larger context. The 99PS Karma Economics Desk has been catching some flagrant karmic milestones in recent times, one regarding the fall of the Spanish (head of) state and another regarding … Continue reading

Mother Nature Has Last Word on World Yute Day

Mother Nature Has Last Word on World Yute Day

So, during the week of the Papone’s visit to Spain, I stoically held my verbal peace and declined to post more rants to play into the church’s full spectrum dominance game. Long-suffering readers of this blog know I make the Easter Bunny’s words my own, and there isn’t much more to add except for the … Continue reading

Indignant Ones Versus Vatican Youth

Indignant Ones Versus Vatican Youth

One hot, long Spanish August coming up! The poo-poo is reaching the end of its graceful parabolic path towards the ventilator and is threatening not only the livelihoods but the vacations of millions of Spaniards. Nothing happens in Spain in August; August is vacaciones, cerrado, adiós until mid-September. Sure, there are 11 other months in … Continue reading

Does God’s Work Have Us By The Bombs?

Does God’s Work Have Us By The Bombs?

To your average Spaniard, the self-flagellating Opus Dei (OD) assassin character from the Da Vinci Code was worth an eye roll at best. After all, the OD is a household name in Spain, having infiltrated the higher strata of Spanish society over the past century. It is common to mention, usually in passing, that so-and-so … Continue reading