Tagged with democrazy

Catalan Vote: Disturbance in the Farce

Catalan Vote: Disturbance in the Farce

Part III of Dispatches from the Catalan Front. Politics: a farce or elaborate game of “parties” that “celebrate” elections and steal the silverware while everyone’s high on flag porn. In Spain, a neo-feudal constitutional monarchy whitewashed with a thin veneer of illusory representative democracy, the farce has become so thick that the ongoing litany of … Continue reading

We’re On! Catalan Vote Plan B Unveiled

We’re On! Catalan Vote Plan B Unveiled

Part II of Dispatches from the Catalan Front. So today October 14th Catalan president Mas just finished a historic press conference assuring the citizens of Catalonia that there will indeed be a vote on November 9th despite the constitutional court’s suspension of the Catalan law of public consultations. How will this happen? Via Plan B: … Continue reading

The Scots are Fallen; Bring On the Catalans!

The Scots are Fallen; Bring On the Catalans!

Part I of Dispatches from the Catalan Front. The stanzas seem to vary but the leitmotif is oddly familiar: we suspect history is rhyming again. The Scottish rebellion by vote has failed, outmanouvered by limey crown rep Cameron who lulled them into a honey trap and beat them soundly with sweet nothings. The Yes camp … Continue reading

The World Coup: THIEFA vs. Brazil (video)

The World Coup: THIEFA vs. Brazil (video)

Regular readers know 99PS is a pro-bono home-cooked affair, a blog where all written content is 100% OP and asset munching is generally discouraged. However, every now and then a jewel in video form surfaces from the internet meme cauldron which complements this blog’s overall message. The truth is a man hasn’t enjoyed 8 minutes … Continue reading

Bye-Bye Johnny, Here’s Flip 6

Bye-Bye Johnny, Here’s Flip 6

It seems hard to believe anyone was actually surprised at the news of kingospain’s abdication. I mean, c’mon, just look at the guy, he looks like death warmed over. Heck, even national TV had a “secret” content tag on its website called “abdication of the king”. This blog has been announcing the end of the … Continue reading

A Bug Died Here

A Bug Died Here

If there is a single term that describes Spain’s extractive elite it is “criminal impunity”. Criminal because they are corrupt thieves, and impunity because they still walk among over us in freedom. The impunity, however, does not extend beyond the legal code and does not grant bulletproofness, which is a lesson the politico class seemed … Continue reading

U Kraineing Me?

U Kraineing Me?

Let the drums roll and the sabres rattle for another kabuki act of international conflict by the criminals that be! Where is the finesse and narrative control of yore? Can these bumbling fools really be as inept as they seem, or is it some ploy to make us feel smart? When do the cutouts get … Continue reading

Wanted Fled or In Dive

Wanted Fled or In Dive

Time to Put a Price on Their Heads. For entertainment purposes only… 3 to 1 baby! Not a day goes by without the huddled masses getting ripped off by a new cock-up by the corrupt S’painful gummints (yes, there is more than one) without anyone or anything being able to stop the criminals running the … Continue reading

Black Memecraft Alert – “Sovereign Citizens”

Black Memecraft Alert – “Sovereign Citizens”

So this term surfaced like swamp gas from the murky depths of the national security cesspit, and somewhere in the background a memecraft detector started blinking. It took a while to realize why; only after reading the FBI’s description of “sovereign citizens” did the craft become apparent, and, as agreed, it is presented here disarmed … Continue reading

How To Be a Terrorist and Not Even Know It

How To Be a Terrorist and Not Even Know It

If you were surprised by the recent news that the FBI has surrepticiously changed it’s primary mission from “law enforcement” to “national security”, chances are you believe the official 9-11 fantasy about boxcutter-armed terrorists hijacking planes and getting NORAD to stand down while the Pentagon was being attacked. Oh, and demolishing a third WTC tower … Continue reading

2014: Year of the Hungry Beast

2014: Year of the Hungry Beast

Well, we’re a couple of days into 2014, and boy it feels good to have left 2013 behind. What a drag of an annum last year was, so much noise and so little substance. Here in Spain the cryptofascist PeePee gummint has set the country back twenty years in the past year, implementing the God’s … Continue reading