You Must Be Joking, Mr President
“I haven’t seen “The Hunger Games”. Not enough class warfare for me” President Barack Obama While you patiently wait for the evolution to make you LOL, go ahead and share a few laughs with our dear leader, if you dare. See it embedded here, where further down the page you’ll also find court jester Jimmy … Read more
VIDEO: The USA is a Corporation… and You Are a Monster
Once in a while a video pops up that touches on the subject of modern slavery in such a direct and hard-hitting way that I feel obliged to share it with the many folks who reach this blog searching for slavery-related keywords. Consider it a 10-min information overload crash course intro. This particular video, already … Read more
War of the Words: The Phantom Con-Troll Booth
Whoever chose the word “troll” to describe the modern internet plague was definitely a frood who knew where his towel was at. Not only because it captures the spirit of their vicious attacks and gnarly stench, but because trolls have always preyed on those who dared stray from the path. Not in vain are they … Read more
Spanish Crisis? Blame Squeakbob
Problem with Spain’s economy is not debts, unemployment or lack of credit. The problem is, in a word, squeakbob. You thought living the crisis was bad enough, try living it with squeakbob in charge. When he speaks, stock markets crash, investors flee, jobs are destroyed and little kittens are skinned alive to make French ticklers. … Read more
Multiculturalism: Black Memecraft Goes Rogue
“They were not innocent children, but political activists working for multiculturalism” These words from the confessed murderer of 70+ people in last year’s Norway attacks came as a bit of a WTF to me. I’m not on the cutting edge of modern fascist terminology (heck, I still use “fifth column”), so it was a surprise … Read more
Sant Jordi 2012 Pulp Remix: No Matter How You Cut It, the Dragon is Toast
As we reach the 23rd of April of this very special year of the Dragon 2012, it is with special devotion that we call upon the power of Georgius the dragon-slayer. Today more than ever his story is our story, the triumph of love over evil with an ending written in sweaty passion and cold … Read more
Bourbon POS Elephant Killer
It’s all fleas to the skinny dog Spanish proverb Now I’m pissed. Turns out the olde bourbon rascal broke his hipbone while in Africa KILLING ELEPHANTS! The low-life murderous sonofabourbon motherfcker supreme gets off shooting animals who are more noble than him and all his mutant bloodline at the bottom of the sea in a … Read more
Duke of Palma Case Puts Bourbons on the Rocks
Yes, you’ve read all about it here at 99PS already, the story of Iñaki Urdangarin (which is Basque for “boy who steals cookie and blames little sister”), a dude who was a pro handball player and got it on with the kingospain’s younger, less repellant daughter Cristina to make of her an honest Bourbon breeding … Read more
Modern Freedom Guide: The Shunning
Read the Modern Freedom opening salvo here Modern Freedom is a new dimension, a higher perspective on modern slavery and a mental vantage point from which to understand and assess the situation for what it is, not for what it pretends to be. And right now, that is an evolutionary advantage in an ecosystem subject … Read more
The Modern Slave Guide to Modern Freedom: The Beginning
Fellow Humans of planet Terra, the moment is arrived. This post is both the last installment of the Modern Slavery Guide and the first of the Modern Freedom Guide, based on Humanity’s new paradigm: a world without masters and slaves, only humans, eye to eye and heart to heart. Go ahead, roll your eyes, I … Read more
Roamin’ Catchalicks on the Move: D.C. or Bust
Papone on the roam! The vatican’t buzzard has been sighted in Mexico, maybe hoping to get sloppy seconds on a piece of territorial asset already raped by his predecessors 500 years ago. But the adoration of the droolers was not drooly enough to hide the pesky pederasty victims –a bunch of naughty, naughty little assets– … Read more
The Revolution Will Make You LOL
In the timeless metaphor of the illusory nature of consensus reality (aka fairy tale) The Emperor’s New Clothes, the child laughs and exclaims “the emperor is naked!” Andersen’s take-home point in this tale is not about nudity but laughter, because the ruler’s embarrassment is a response to being laughed at, not to being undressed. Before … Read more
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