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Catalan Vote: Disturbance in the Farce

Catalan Vote: Disturbance in the Farce

Part III of Dispatches from the Catalan Front. Politics: a farce or elaborate game of “parties” that “celebrate” elections and steal the silverware while everyone’s high on flag porn. In Spain, a neo-feudal constitutional monarchy whitewashed with a thin veneer of illusory representative democracy, the farce has become so thick that the ongoing litany of … Continue reading

We’re On! Catalan Vote Plan B Unveiled

We’re On! Catalan Vote Plan B Unveiled

Part II of Dispatches from the Catalan Front. So today October 14th Catalan president Mas just finished a historic press conference assuring the citizens of Catalonia that there will indeed be a vote on November 9th despite the constitutional court’s suspension of the Catalan law of public consultations. How will this happen? Via Plan B: … Continue reading

The Scots are Fallen; Bring On the Catalans!

The Scots are Fallen; Bring On the Catalans!

Part I of Dispatches from the Catalan Front. The stanzas seem to vary but the leitmotif is oddly familiar: we suspect history is rhyming again. The Scottish rebellion by vote has failed, outmanouvered by limey crown rep Cameron who lulled them into a honey trap and beat them soundly with sweet nothings. The Yes camp … Continue reading

Four Days of Kingdoms Come and Gone

Four Days of Kingdoms Come and Gone

… and a pox partially lifted by Hope. June 18th This is not the first rainy night I ponder on the language of karma, but it may well be the most significant, a moment of mighty confluence between material and subtle currents. Tonight is the last night of the old kingospain; tomorrow Flip becomes the … Continue reading

Bye-Bye Johnny, Here’s Flip 6

Bye-Bye Johnny, Here’s Flip 6

It seems hard to believe anyone was actually surprised at the news of kingospain’s abdication. I mean, c’mon, just look at the guy, he looks like death warmed over. Heck, even national TV had a “secret” content tag on its website called “abdication of the king”. This blog has been announcing the end of the … Continue reading

2014: Year of the Hungry Beast

2014: Year of the Hungry Beast

Well, we’re a couple of days into 2014, and boy it feels good to have left 2013 behind. What a drag of an annum last year was, so much noise and so little substance. Here in Spain the cryptofascist PeePee gummint has set the country back twenty years in the past year, implementing the God’s … Continue reading

The Catalan Elections Con Fusion

The Catalan Elections Con Fusion

When con artists join forces to pull off a job, the result is a con fusion. After months of tense buildup to what was supposed to be Catalonia’s big step towards independence, the final electoral results have been, in a word, confusing, ambiguous and unexpected. To start, the polls turned out to be completely wrong, … Continue reading

Catalan Elections Part Deux: Independence or Bust

Catalan Elections Part Deux: Independence or Bust

Yawn… what? Oh, yeah. The Catalan livestock is again being rounded up for shearing milking cutting elections a mere two years after the last elections. Two years? Wait, aren’t political sinecures meant to last four years? WhattheheyisGOINGON? Right. I know these aren’t your garden-variety morning erections, but more of a blue pill-driven affair, so you … Continue reading